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Three is Company

Frodo: Okay, Team Useless, we're late.

Pippin: But that's because you were -

Frodo: Shut up and listen.

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Stay OFF my computer and my Microsoft word and get your ideas elsewhere. And your game is done.

You didn't say Simon says!!

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Saruman: Please tell me you're not still playing Simon Says.

Gandalf: I'm afraid I can't do that...for two reasons.

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Bilbo: [sings about Eärendil]

Elves: Well, Bilbo, that was...erm...that was...that was just, I mean, wasn't it, Lindir?

Lindir: Certainly was, and more! All your own work?

Bilbo: Well, the Dúnadan helped a bit with the writing of it.

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Pippin: Apparently, the perfect Guard of the Citadel is calm, resourceful, and decisive.

Gandalf: Well, I can see now why they picked you.

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Faramir: I only ask because, of course, you were a Captain for a while, and I just wondered if...I mean, this is a bit difficult, but...could you give me some advice?

Boromir: Well, the main thing is, you've got to stop asking for advice.

Faramir: Great. Thanks.

Boromir: That's okay. You can start as soon as I've given you mine.

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Frodo: But did you and Rosie get on?

Sam: Yes, we did. She was nice. It was a nice day. It was...nice to be with her. She was...very nice.

Frodo: Ah, love. It brings out the poet in us all.

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Gríma: Hello, my lord. Just had a thought.

Saruman: Oh good! A Man with a thought! How the gods smile upon me.

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Gandalf: Ah, gentlemen.

Merry: Oh dear.

Gandalf: What?

Pippin: It's always trouble when we're gentlemen. I prefer it when we're imbeciles.

Merry: Or dolts.

Pippin: Dolts is good, yes.

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Sam Gamgee: Well, goodbye then. I feel someone should, um... say a few words. Gandalf the Gray. Born in the First Age in... Valinor, probably? Died 3018 in Moria... definitely. I didn't know you for very long, Mr. Gandalf, but I'll always remember you as... as a shouty man. You loved to shout, shout and smoke – those were your twin passions. And so, in a way, I suppose you died doing what you loved: shouting and smoking, and covered in ash. I don't know if you liked that. You probably didn't. Still! Goodbye! Rest in peace!

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Denethor: Faramir?

Faramir: Yes?

Denethor: Are you still there?

Faramir: Yes.

Denethor: Then don't be.

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Gandalf: Trust me, Elrond. Am I ever wrong?

Elrond: Yes, repeatedly. Far more often than your relentless self-propaganda would have us believe.

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Sam: Here you are, Mr. Frodo - nice hot cup of coffee.

Frodo: Ugh, it's cold.

Sam: Nice cup of coffee.

Frodo: It's horrible!

Sam: Cup of coffee.

Frodo: I'm not even sure it is coffee.

Sam: Cup.

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Denethor: Hello Gandalf, how necessary to see you.

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Merry: Oh! You mean -

Frodo: What do you think?

Merry: Yes! I like it!

Pippin: Yeah. That might just work.

Frodo: What might.

Pippin: I don’t know. I just like talking like this.

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Gandalf: Don't do anything without me!

Thorin: I shall do as I like without you!

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Aragorn: By the way, I'm supposed to tell you we're having a Secret Santa.

Gandalf: What fresh hell is this.

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