I let my conscience get in the way

oh no oh no please not this post please

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

Fanmade card by bethberad on Instagram

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

The time will pass anyway

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

Like sexually?

probably

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-