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The weirdest way to engage with fiction by far, in my opinion, is taking the "chronological order is strictly better always" approach to sprawling (video or tabletop) game settings and then insisting it's a good entry point. Like. You realize the creation myth of the world and the Ancient Precursor War lore aren't things people will care about unless they're already invested in the story, right?

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

if I were an English teacher I would print this out and put it onto the wall next to a "reading is poggers" poster

transfem who was so happy to be transformed into a living doll but was kinda disappointed when you put her up on the shelf right next to a significantly more endowed anime figurine.

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there's such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don't

early 21st century americans were so modest that they would regularly censor their own feet in video and artistic depictions, and it was considered improper to expose your feet in public — dismissed with cries of "put those grippers away"

"horns don't have nerves" if you touch her horns and she feels nothing, it's because your heart was impure and your spirit was lacking.

I probably should have expected the sheer number of "you should suck on her horns" notes.

the blatant misinterpretation is the part that pisses me off the most, you know. like every single time people claim she said something bad it's because of a post that contains some scary keywords but when you actually read it she's saying something completely different. you can tell she's a pedophile because she has moral ocd, you can tell she's a racist zoophile because she rhetorically compared zoophilia to sexual abuse of slaves, you can tell she's a groomer because she was groomed. it's every time. I have to call it a transmisogynistic smear campaign because the alternative is assuming that none of these people know how to read

hi, tumblr user anonymous here, so regarding your post where you're frustratedy describing the ways people willingly and maliciously misinterpret things your friend has said, I personally think they're right, probably. I mean, I'm directly admitting to you that I both don't remember the actual contents of the post I'm thinking of and that I can't be bothered to actually check what it says, but I'm pretty sure it actually did contain incriminating evidence of wrongdoing, so I'm just letting you know. anonymously though, so you can't privately correct me, you'd need to actually publish the unsourced inflammatory false accusation against your friend in order to argue against it because that's how anons work

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

Y'know how they say a child writes the best poetry before they learn what poetry is "supposed" to look like? I think a visual artist makes the best visual art before they learn how well it would sell if they made an enamel pin of a possum saying "be gay do crimes"

That's kind of a dated one, what are people doing now? If I wanted to be cutting. Breeding season salmon in a BDSM harness saying "TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE"

you can basically put your tongue on any part of that naked trans woman’s body. which is cool.

and a lot of those places will probably elicit gasps and moans from the naked trans woman. and trust me, you want to hear those.