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having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Can I be myself for a moment? I wish we were all trapped in a room attacking each other

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

Even teenagers mostly don't give a shit tbh. My teens therapy patients sometimes roast me for being on tumblr or having an Android or being a stereotypical Milennial, etc. but there's very little sincere animosity behind it in my experience. Some of them actively find it cool that I play DnD. The most important thing about being cool to teens is that they can smell fear, so if you are at all worried about whether they think you're cool, they won't think you're cool. I had a teen once tell me "you dress like a librarian" and I went "thank you :-) I love my local public library :-)" and they sort of shook their head in mild disgust that their sick burn had been wasted on me, but they absolutely respected me more for it. "Blissful indifference to whether you think I'm cringe" is what you need to project when interacting with the Young.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

no you don’t get it. unpredictability is necessary, and it is so very beautiful. what a privilege to not know what to do, what to wear and how to be. what a privilege to wake up everyday, being so uncertain of everything. finding out is what gives meaning to life. to NOT know, is it be.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.