⚠︎☠︎︎︎dyke diary☠︎︎⚠︎︎

having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital

for example nothing

makeup is genuinely made of missing people

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Can I be myself for a moment? I wish we were all trapped in a room attacking each other

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

Even teenagers mostly don't give a shit tbh. My teens therapy patients sometimes roast me for being on tumblr or having an Android or being a stereotypical Milennial, etc. but there's very little sincere animosity behind it in my experience. Some of them actively find it cool that I play DnD. The most important thing about being cool to teens is that they can smell fear, so if you are at all worried about whether they think you're cool, they won't think you're cool. I had a teen once tell me "you dress like a librarian" and I went "thank you :-) I love my local public library :-)" and they sort of shook their head in mild disgust that their sick burn had been wasted on me, but they absolutely respected me more for it. "Blissful indifference to whether you think I'm cringe" is what you need to project when interacting with the Young.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

“You can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist!