I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

"from biology to physics" is the most metal fucking phrase i've seen in a long time

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

forgive me the seppoposting but not a single american is suffering enough for this stupid war your stupid dementia patient in chief prosecuted for no damn reason. “wah wah your gas is $2.50 well EYE paid $4 today” shut the fuck up it’s in australian dollars per litre. whining about the price of petrol when plenty of countries in the asia pacific and europe are literally AT RISK OF RUNNING OUT because of youse and your genocidal bestie 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 sick of youse

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

there IS actually a reason why seconds and minutes (and degrees for geometry) are in base 60 instead of base 10, and if you want to blame someone for that, blame the very specific way Babylonians counted with their fingers.

I might start counting on my fingers like this now