im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses