✿

...so a bottom

Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

6:50*

UGH! NO I HATE ANY AND EVERY SONG LONGET THAN 4:00 BY DEFAULT!!!

You’re not a music lover you’re a music tolerator. this is a conversation for music lovers only, which you are not. Remember that

Walnut, you have a very kind face.

He’s had a good year.

I want to hug the bear, is this normal?

Very normal but tragically very forbidden

Look, look, I know the porn studio is named after the book, but still seeing "Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami" was still a wild experience, and I can't believe nobody in the notes is batting an eye

Not . the picture i wanted. to post

gordon ramsay: fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? from before i tried the main course? waiter: side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir gordon ramsay: jesus christ now he's coming over here gordon ramsay: who the fuck are you, why do you look like me gordon ramsay, ignoring gordon ramsay: god damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline waiter: sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable gordon ramsay: not perfectly stable love? i know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! my past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! it's unsanitary! please bring the chef here i need to have a word with him both gordon ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?

do you know the seven words that will make a woman smoke weed with you

will you please smoke weed with me

not right now i'm in the middle of a post

when i hear a funny joke i’m like [SEE URL]

shitter

shitter

I will never let "men be friends". This blog is anti-letting men be friends. This blog is pro men sucking and fucking tho