Chasing Cars

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

when I say 5 years ago I mean 2015 and when I say 10 years ago I mean 2007 and when I say 20 years ago I mean 1980. Hope this helps!

But boy how I’ve tried

Oh my God have I tried

In high school I had a friend whose mother had a super late-in-life surprise baby. Being the oldest in the family, my friend would end up babysitting her sister, taking her on random errands, etc. anyway my friend told me that more than once some old person would approach her and tell her she was too young to be having children. Which is like none of their business but what good is that comment even supposed to do? “Oh you’re right, I’ll just leave this baby here in the produce section and be on my way”

nothing like rereading a book you loved when you were younger only to realize the author can't write

Edna Mode has all the vibes of a villain but is actually good and that is why she is one of the greatest characters in any super hero movie.