Frost King’s #1 Simp

It was a dark and stormy night. Ironically, the snowstorm outside my midwestern humble abode was raging— so my friend and I planned on a night in of co-op on my Nintendo Switch. Earlier that day, a random and rather draining day during our junior year of high school, we were reminiscing about how our respective childhood friend groups would play Castle Crashers. So, for nostalgia’s sake, we decided to buy the remastered version and have a trip down memory lane!

Little did I know, that night would change my life forever.

Like all my fictional crushes, it started off small. Like, “huh, wow. He’s tall, lanky and blue and has a charming laugh. That’s pretty cool.”

It wasn’t just “pretty cool.” It was fucking stunning.

Now, I’ve got a full-blown obsession for the guy. And this is the blog I’ll be using to document it!

About the header, art creds go to @/monodes, @/unlimitedgolden on Twitter, A Panful mistake on the cc amino, and the last two were old fanarts on DeviantArt. I cannot find them anymore, but if you want me to credit you, I will gladly do so if you happen to be the artist!