A Sensual Avacado

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?

Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren't spicy???

Regular pine needles are regular

Not by rosemary standards

...Have you eaten pine needles?

We've been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I've eaten pine needles or not

I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume

Of course I've eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best

You know, I'd love to tell you but I'm pretty unclear about what marks the difference between "spice" and "strong-tasting plant that isn't considered a spice"

I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out

Ok but it only counts if they're PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree

I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see

Please Don't Do That

Needle-Like Leaf Roulette

...I'll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.

I can try very hard not to

Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don't have the sheath thing

It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves

Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life

this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again

what even happens at the met gala do they just stand on those stairs and get their pictures taken and leave

And to be clear, the reason Typhoid Mary got so much shit is because she was told she was a carrier for Typhoid and so she could not under any circumstances work as a cook, and she definitely, definitely needed to wash her hands when preparing food, especially did she need to wash her hands after going to the toilet. So, with these instructions she was let out of quarantine. She immediately changed her name and got a job as a cook in a MATERNITY HOSPITAL where she continued to not wash her hands after pooping. She was put back into quarantine by public health authorities (after killing several women), then again let out after promising to stop being a cook, then did the same thing again. She wasn't stigmatised for being a typhoid carrier, she was stigmatised for not taking a few basic precautions to avoid passing on a fatal disease to others

I AM CACKLING 😂😂🤣🤣

I'm in love with this man and his provocative top.

You can’t fall in love with someone in one mi--

The couple seconds before the moment they realize what's going on.

this has given me so much serotonin

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

Ayo rb & add what percentage put your phone on charge at bc apparently 60% is not normal & I refuse to believe that

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

The way this app is so intimate but so isolating the only thing i can compare it to is like we’re all in a museum at the same time. Or eating in our cars in a mcdonalds parking lot

just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man...not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known...about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone