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Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*

some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

venom 2 let’s make it happen folks

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

ah, the duality

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

Where’s the John Mulaney quote

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.