ice water really good

ice waters an early game healing potion that recovers like 10-20hp but it doesnt stack after like two glasses. like if ur on your knees ice water is going to make you feel a little better but then after that third cup brother yourjust gonna have to piss

Said with an incredibly condescending sneer: "Whimsyless."

i support women in STEM (Scary experiments, Time loops, Existential dilemmas, Madness)

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

trying to look ethereal at the grocery store

time wears down your body's goofiness so you need to combat it by strengthening your mind with silliness

btw they just passed a law that said it’s illegal not to treat me really niceys

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

you guys have got to try living . its ugly but theres no other option

don't wanna

didnt ask dont care surrender to the tide of life and allow it to wash over you in all its imperfect and profound beauty