Bruh

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

polyamory is terrible, your girlfriend can tease you about your crush.

You know I'd always just assumed "who killed Tupac" was one of life's mysteries on par with the Lindbergh baby, so I was today years old when I learned that not only is someone actually going on trial for it in the year of our lord 2026 but in fact part of why said guy was arrested is because he wrote a memoir in 2019 where he talked about how he helped kill Tupac

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer