Yee Yee Motherfucker

he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

I hope they’re having a nice life

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

Its obvious to me when people who post about canaries in mines have never met a canary. Like yeah the miners had a special device to revive the canary because canaries are one of the most adorable creatures on the planet and they make adorable little chirping sounds and honestly probably loved the sounds of machinery and people talking so it was probably loud and friendly with the workers. Whatever though maybe meet a canary sometime and youd understand

Why does this read as though written by a coal miner of the era in which a canary was needed.

Because time is an illusion and love is infinite

@theshitpostcalligrapher

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

Remember when jenna marbles made that fuckass soap hand

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

wawa gobbler

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

i do think trans men having to perform femininity enough to be "allowed" into queer spaces is a problem. like is this not weird to you? is expecting trans men to perform at least enough femininity to make YOU feel comfortable with how THEY look not coming off as at least a little transphobic?

"ohhh but evan womens spaces" i said queer spaces but the fact that you saw the term queer spaces and immediately jumped to women and femininity is part of the fucking problem thats like the whole deal so thanks for proving my point as yall always do

everybody say thank you to the brave trans men who post their post op phallo/meta dicks online from both the beginning and the ends of their procedures in order to give us pre op trans people understanding of what these surgeries actually are despite the raging transandrophobia surrounding penis creating bottom surgery

OP this is EXCELLENT

Now THAT’S a self care resource! If you’ve gotten distracted by capitalism’s appropriation of “self-care” and watering the meaning down to nothing this is a super helpful guide to cut through the bullshit.

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.

Not if I impregnate him first