The lost one

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

#ratatouille

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

entirely unrelated to my last post but a girl at the smoke pit at my job was complaining about her armpits being unattractive and I was so over it and overstimulated from the day I was like ‘why do you feel the need to have fuckable armpits’ and I fear I did not make a new friend with that

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media