Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
RMH
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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shark vs the universe
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I wonder how aliens will react to our communal grooming instinct? Like when you see something stuck to your homieβs clothes/skin/hair and itβs driving you nuts and you just gotta be like βhold still, lemme get that for you real quick.β
One time when I was a kid, I had a science teacher with a snake as a class pet, and said snake was almost done shedding. There was one little bit of dried skin stuck to its face and I was like, βwould it hurt him if I pulled that off?β And the teacher said, βyes it actually could, itβs probably still attached to living skin if it hasnβt come off yetβ and I was like βoh, sorry,β and he said, βthatβs okay, you were just wanting to do the primate thing.β And damn, thatβs such an accurate descriptor.
Anyways I hope aliens donβt mind me/my descendants having the urge to pluck stuff off of them. If they ask, weβll have to tell them itβs a trait we evolved to survive ticks.
Sometimes you might feel the urge to help someone in a certain way, and sometimes they really don't want to be helped in that way, either because it would not help them (or even hurt them) or because they would rather do it themselves (for various reasons).
It's important to realize that sometimes you're going to be a primate and they're going to be a snake, and it needs to be okay if they do not want their skin pulled off at this time.
prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.
Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,
No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......
I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?
Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia
[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]
what the dog doin
From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase βmassive hangoverβ (Latheirt)Β written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough dayβ¦..
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The exact translation isΒ βale killed usβ which is somehow better

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Gary Drostle's fish pond mosaic.
My sister-in-law (husbandβs sister) was supposed to get married this fall but due to some immature/concerning behavior by her fiancΓ©, the wedding and engagement were called off. (I donβt want to be too specific, but there were sudden red flags, followed by his sudden decision that he wanted to postpone the wedding months or years despite the fact that most of it was paid for already).
I explained the delicate situation to my mom, as my sister-in-law is letting the news get out by word-of-mouth from the immediate family rather than an awkward βunsave-the-dateβ. My mom obviously told my own family.
Apparently my dad was so angry by the behavior of this guy that in the lunchroom at work he made everybody listen to the whole story (censoring names and identifying details) and said βIβm not crazy, right? This guy sucks!β And then reported back to me all his different coworkers that agreed this guy sucks, as well as their variety of ages/genders to indicate widespread consensus.
Organically sourced AITA reddit thread.
I wasnβt sure if my vibes about this post would come across over text but you all picked up exactly what I was putting down.
I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.
buffering
feather obtained, purpose unclear
leaf obtained, purpose unclear
ground:
unclear
sibling obtained, purpose: biting

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JoliPoli
cutie :-)
very shape :)
8O
so happy to see your askbox open again! π i know sadly drew doesn't have his belt anymore, but could you possibly draw him and punk posing together wearing only their belts a la seth and becky?
I may be a little late with this but they are, as requested;
... and here they are post-Wrestlemania!

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hampter face :)
love it when he goes like Β¦]