adhd brain: work bad also adhd brain, craving structure: days off…boring

me

the lil tongue flopping out

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

@larkalau

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

i really wanna draw a cow. idk why but i REALLY want to

This is the only good post on this website. I’m really high and I’ve been fixing the spelling on this comment for 5 minutes

“Death to america” but it’s said with the inflection of a friendly cashier at a store telling you to have a good day.

Guys it doesn’t matter how big your dick is It’s what’s underneath that counts That prostate Because we are pegging mad assholes out here and you gotta keep tf up

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

that is a good and valid point. thank you

the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore hideous clothing not only without shame but with hubris. in this essay i will

wheres tbe rest of the essay op and how do we apply these lessons to the modern day

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

peter pettigrew traumatized us