i think crying is really fun

youd think a wet nurse would be someone who dips the baby in water but nope turns out theyve got a whole other guy for that

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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bugs bunny- I would not trust him for a single second. Dear God. The sex would be crazy though