welcome to my twisted ankle

men with earrings are just men without earrings with earrings

A simple truth.

KING

Not to detract from the good message my man is presenting, but that sound he makes at the end did something to my chakras.

remember when everyone was really mean to popplio for no reason? fuck everyone who did that

transmisogyny

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

i wish breaking bad was made in 2003 so there could be a shitty ps2 game about it

my cat is a better communicator than every boy I’ve ever dated

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

Okay I’m not gonna watch the supernatural finale but instead piece it together through tumblr posts. Like trying to get directions from a meth head whos fighting god in the 7/11 parking lot