Confessions of an Obsession

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

me with many IRL former-friends too.

The problem with this idea (and I'm far from the first person to point this out) is that to acquire the obscene amount of money Bezos has, you basically have to be an utter bastard. No one with a functioning moral compass will ever be a billionaire.

Joy and whimsy detected! This drinks is joyful and whimsical!

ich möchte nicht kinkshamen, aber es ist mir egal, wie viel gramm protein in deinem linsenauflauf ist