do not eat that it is c-4

Torterra.....

There's a high likelihood that that island is a woman; female snapping turtles are more likely to cross roads and fields going to/from nesting sites.

Still not what I want

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

I'm gonna be honest for a second. I cant believe people still care about Taylor swift.

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.