Alphamom

I would love to delete Tumblr but where else can I get content like this?? For free??

If you can’t make 0 note posts about things nobody else cares about with pride then where is the commitment to your authentic self

Cobra venom isn’t poisonous. People just get freaked out when they get bitten by cobras and let their negative emotions do the poisoning for them. I’ve been bitten by dozens of serpents over the last fortnight and due to my positive attitude I am healthier than I have ever been in years.

You’re right I was a fool

everyday. it’s an email about the Coronavirus. as if regular emails weren’t bad enough.

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

The biggest of moods

Just heard the Eagles won!! So happy for them!!!!! I’m a huge fan I love Hotel California

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed ,  naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy

“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

fantroll whose sign is loss.jpg

hey op do u take construtctive criticism 

i absolutely do not. never ask again

understandable! enjoy your new oc

my favorite thing about brooklyn 99 is that my favorite character is literally whichever character happens to be speaking at any given moment they’re all so good

What?

What?

dumbledore dabbed at every single speech he gave at hogwarts, it just wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to harry’s story