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Hey hello how are yall?
I moved back to my main blog @outalongtheedges cause this topgun obsession isn’t going anywhere anytime soon so

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Slider but make it girlypop
Just a silly Little Ron Kerner lockscreen I cooked up today
The big blank space at the top is for the time and all you silly little widgets you might wanna have. Nobody can tell me now I don’t think when I do shit
Babes enjoy cause this man is hot and sexy and my husband (real)
Look at what i made and posted on my main 😌
A different type of exercise
Summary: You do your best to convince Slider to come back to bed, but he wants to finish a set before that...
Pairing: Ron "Slider" Kerner x fem!reader
W/C: 1.6k
Rating: +18, size difference, daddy kink
TWs: none
A/N: Porn without plot. Also - don't distract someone lifting weights in real life, it's dangerous af. But beside that - enjoy!
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Could you please do a smut where slider is eyeing reader from across the bar and ends up walking you home and then yk… but like he is really “bossy” when it comes to bed, but not aggressive
I AM SO DOWN FOR MORE SLIDER CONTENT PLEASE.
So I got a little carried away... but I hope you still like it because it was too much fun to write.
Come on Baby
Ron "Slider" Kerner x fem!Reader
Warnings: Unprotected sex, awful jokes... I'm so sorry
Song rec: Closer - Nine Inch Nails
I read this fic on 26.12.2022 so the editing done by the author is not being considered in this PowerPoint. Maybe I’ll read it again someday and update this incase it needs it but not for now. I’m sure however that my rating won’t change.
I am aware that how we perceive things is subjective, so in case it wasn’t clear: This is my own personal opinion
Be respectful. Love yas

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Mav: *talking*
Slider: Do you know this?
Slider: *holds up his hand, forming a fox*
Slider: This is the silence fox. It means shut the fuck up.
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The Top Gun movies have a clear formula that is
10% Action
20% Dialogue
70% Eye Sex
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GREG TARZAN DAVIS in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: DEAD RECKONING - PART ONE
Goose, trying to get Mav to focus:
Mav: I know you think Ice is distracting me from winning, but he’s not. I’m totally focused.
Goose, skeptically: Mav, you’re doodling your wedding invitation right now. You’re like a middle school girl with a crush.
Mav, turning the paper for Goose to see: Wedding invitation? Please. This is our joint tombstone.
Goose, grimacing: My mistake.
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Top Gun Characters as Shit my Friends/Familt have said
Mav: Am I an idiot?
Slider: Ice requires me to tell you no.
Slider:
Mav:
Slider: But Ice isn’t here, and you’re an idiot-
Slider: I used to be nice before I started working with you.
Ice:
Slider: What have you done to me? Look at me! I’m mean now! I don’t want to be mean, Tom!
Ice: I’m so old. *groans* Just put me in a retirement home, I’m done!
Slider, about Ice: He’s like Superman but instead of super strength and laser vision he has a crippling nicotine addiction and abandonment issues.
Hollywood: Oh!
Hollywood, shocked: Oh!!
Hollywood, sympathetic: Oh…
Wolfman: Do you have any other way you can say that syllable?
Goose: A lot of thought goes into being a whore.
Pheonix: They need to make vapes that look like vaginas.
Bob: Is the clit where you’d hit?
Phoenix: YES! exactly.
*Listening to audio porn*
Maverick: this is how I sound going up stairs.
*about Iceman*
Maverick: Yeah he has cancer! Could be worse
Slider: Could be worse? That’s like saying that my leg is broken, but it’s okay because I have another leg!
Phoenix: I don’t support treating people like cattle. But men are icky.
Ice: I don’t like you.
Mav: Why?
Ice: You make me do things that are gonna get you killed.
Cyclone: Efficiency! you just have to give up on everything.
Iceman: Man, I’m just shitfaced. I dunno what the hell happened.
*being side-eyed by an amish girl*
Mav: should i ask what her problem is?
Goose: No, she’s amish! She probably has enough problems as it is.
Rooster: I wanna be in the smufs movie so i can bone papa. I mean absolutely raw doggin’ it.
Maverick: 👁💧👄💧👁
Phoenix: I’m laughing my tampon out of my pussy!
*after Ice’s cancer surgery*
Slider: So… how’s your wednesday evening going? Nothing like a wednesday night at St. Mary’s Hospital.
Mav:
Mav: How do you think I’m doing, Ronald?
Iceman: I’m not a communist… but-
Rooster: That! That is not a mustache. That’s a fuzzy upper lip.
Payback: Being complimented by Dwane The Rock Johnson is an orgasm in itself.
Rooster: If I could fuck a drugstore, I would fuck rite aid.
Hollywood: I mean… who hasnt dressed up as a woman? I have!
Mav, in yoda voice: Mhmm… coming you are.
Ice:
Ice: nope. thats it. get outta the bed. You’re done.
Rooster: I’m trying to spread the fucking peanut butter with a spoon.
Phoenix: You’re giving califorian stoner vibes
Bob: Very californian stoner of you, Bradley.
Coyote: Do you wanna watch Fast and Furious 9?
Hangman: I haven’t seen the first one.
Coyote: I’m sure they’re all the same.
Hangman: Car go fast. Vin Diesel. That’s all you need to know.
Rooster: Do you think you two will hate each other when you get old?
Maverick: He already hates me.
Iceman: I don’t hate you, you just bug me.
*trying to do pilates with Hangman*
Rooster: You’re such a sadist! This isn’t fun sexy pain. This is just pain!
*explaining to baby Bradley how 2 dads have a baby*
Iceman: Well, you see, when a man and a man love each other very much… they find a woman
Maverick: *wheezing*
Iceman: A woman who cares just a little bit.
Payback: Just because I’m an athlete doesn’t mean I can’t feel
*talking about throat cancer survivor*
Iceman: I have three holes. all fuckable.
Bob: I wanted to be in the Navy before I saw the movie! The hot guys are just a bonus!
Rooster: I’m so excited to fuck harrison ford
hangman: *getting quieter as she goes* hell yeah talking about our problems since… nineteen… thirty…… seven
Hangman: he better fucking leave his wife for me, I swear to god.
Slider: help him! he’s being pegged! anal!
Phoenix: Is that a boob?
Bob: No! That’s Gary the Snail!
Hangman: I can’t even begin to tell you how attracted to that peacock i was
Cyclone: what do you wear to a poker game?
Fanboy: fancy clothes.
Cyclone:
Cyclone: what.
Cyclone: yall have broken my spirit.
Hangman: thats our job as students
Cyclone: no shit.
Maverick: back in my day-
Hangman: i love history class.
Maverick, to Slider: Only you can make a happy birthday card for someone else and have it still be a jab at me.
Absolutely obsessed with the fact that they just reader-inserted Glen Powell into Top Gun: Maverick.
Like it's a great story abt how he auditioned and they made a part for him and Tom Cruise talked him into it.
But also, I swear everything I see about them talking about the characterization is just like, "Yeah that was just Glen throwing darts. Everyone was impressed and they kept it in." or "Glen insisted on the toothpick.", or "Glen got to pick his call sign.", The directors didn't even notice the Easter egg he threw in until after the movie came out."
Like this man full on y/n-ed a multi-million dollar production. 😂😂😂