eating sand

All my hearing damage is from bands that fuckin shred \m/ \m/ so I've got elevenitus. It's one higher.

queer discourse final boss

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

is The Hog a metaphor? no. The Hog is unfortunately very much real.

is The Hog a sex thing? of course not, get your mind out of the gutter. The Hog is. well. a hog.

so what is The Hog and how does it relate to my love life? well my boyfriend lives in the middle of nowhere and his neighbor has a pig that they either let out or gets out (unclear) all the time. and i have yet to see The Hog but my boyfriend told me he’s not friendly. so every time i visit my boyfriend’s house i get out of my car and think about this hog. and go Oh God The Hog. what if The Hog is here to get me. this is a real problem i am having in my actual real life.

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

arent anthropomorphic ears just human ears? i get what you mean but i dont think thats what theyre called (i also dont know what they're called at all)

im really appreciating the conversations around masc pregnancy as a trans man who wants to be a dad one day, bc unless something changes for me the most efficient and simplest way for me to be a dad is through pregnancy and childbirth. and i want to live in a world where i can freely and safely do this without compromising on my own existence. this does tie in with the conversations about how many trans masculine people with uteruses face the prospect of forced detransition through pregnancy, because ultimately we all have the same need: for pregnancy care (to both continue and end it) to be degendered, for visible pregnancy to not directly equate to femininity, and for ALL pregnant people to be treated with dignity and respect and given as much bodily autonomy as possible.

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

They sting. I got ouched by one a couple days ago. The vest is for your protection.

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die