May 7, 2025
Ice: *speaking Russian and gesturing wildly to Mav*
Mav: I know, I know
Slider: You speak Russian?
Mav: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Ice speaks
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Ice: *speaking Russian and gesturing wildly to Mav*
Mav: I know, I know
Slider: You speak Russian?
Mav: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Ice speaks
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At the beginning of their relationship Maverick absolutely cannot decipher between Iceman's facial expressions.
Thus, he occasionally appears wherever Slider is to ask, "What's up his ass? Who pissed him off now?"
Only for Slider to tell him, "He's not angry, he's just dehydrated."
And that's how they operate. If Mav tries to approach Ice and Slider tugs him back by his collar, as impulsive as Maverick is, he takes the fucking hint. There is only one man who can handle Tom Kazanksy's moods and their relationship isn't far along enough for it to be him yet.
This is also how Slider earns himself several free drinks.
Top Gun Silliness
Wolfman:…I have something to tell you, but I don’t want you to freak out.
Slider: OK…
Wolfman: So promise me you won’t freak out.
Slider: Alright, Wolfman. I promise I won’t freak out.
Wolfman: It’s been cited from numerous sources that Bradley and his new boyfriend Jake are exactly like Maverick and Ice used to be.
Slider:………………Well, that’s not possible, Henry. See, cuz there’s winners and there’s losers, and God wouldn’t do that to me.
My favourite Icemav trope is Slider and Goose being so far beyond done, they are traumatised, exhausted and if they have to hear their pilots complain about eachother one more fucking time they're going to lose it.
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Based off Chapter 7 'Why him?!'
rewatched top gun again (made a friend watch it EHE) and slider is??? pretty much always wearing headphones??? like there are approximately four locations with him not having them; the hangar during lecture, about to fly/flying/having just flown, the locker room, and graduation. so in about half of his scenes he's got headphones.
i wonder about his taste in music frequently.
Ron “Slider” Kerner as a Build-A-Bear??? ✌️🥹