bears. i think they're neat.

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

funniest part of undertale/deltarune being inspired by earthbound/mother 3 is that at the end of mother 3 all the characters turn to you, the player, and say thank you for playing our game! thank you for helping us! thank you for talking to us! we love you! please take care of yourself! please take a rest! please love yourself! and in deltarune chapter 4 kris beats you with a hockey stick

I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

the new season is upon us so i would just like to bring back the single most legendary thing any anime has ever put out

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here