I like big men. That’s my fucking problem.
I like men with biceps bigger than my head.
I like men who can pick me up with no problem.
I like men who completely dwarf me in size.
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I like big men. That’s my fucking problem.
I like men with biceps bigger than my head.
I like men who can pick me up with no problem.
I like men who completely dwarf me in size.

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Tamsy Caines NSFW Headcanons:
By popular vote!
If you ever find yourself about to fuck the Tamsy Caines, consider yourself lucky. He doesn’t give it out to just anybody.
I feel like Tamsy would treat sex the same way Hannibal treats his food. It’s all about sensuality, presentation, and taking the time to savor every small detail. (I’ve never seen Hannibal, is this accurate?)
Similar to Enjin, Tamsy also likes mirror sex. But to him, it’s more sensual than downright freaky sex.
He’s so fucking toxic but the dick is good enough to make you forget how manipulative he is.
He will eat you out for your pleasure. It’s not that Tamsy doesn’t enjoy going down on you, but he really only does it because he knows you like it. Still, if Tamsy is between your legs, he isn’t coming back up until you’ve came about 5 times.
Tamsy likes positions that let him be in control. You will rarely be on top of him, and even if you are, he’s still the dominant one.
I am a bdsm Tamsy truther. Tamsy will soft launch his love for bdsm, but he won’t go beyond what you're comfortable with.
Tamsy Caines is a smart man. His logic is that if you can arouse someone, you have some form of control over them. Thus, if you want something from Tamsy, you’ll have to earn it. Going back to my point about oral, he knows you like it. That’s why he expects you to work for your reward…
He spews absolute filth with the most angelic voice. His dirty talk is somewhere between praise and degradation. Most of the time, you feel too good to wonder if he’s truly being mean or teasing you.
Tamsy’s voice could make you do anything. He tells you to “quiet down” and “wait for him to let you cum” in such a soft spoken voice you can’t help but listen to him.
Tamsy is a very kinky man. Spanking, slapping, dacryphilia, bondage, biting, pet play, hair pulling (you & him), overstimulation, corruption, anal, edging, begging, the list goes on.
We’re looking at 7 inches, cut, and no veins. He’s pierced (duh), and his tip is the prettiest dusty rose color you’ve ever seen. He keeps himself clean shaven down there.
As sick as it is, I think Tamsy lowkey has a thing for virgins. A pretty innocent girl that he can ruin and make sure she only wants his touch? That’s right up his alley.
Aftercare with Tamsy is simple. He’ll run you a bath, give you a massage afterwards, get you a change of clothes, and brush your hair.
damn, you Enjin fans do not play about dada huh?
(yes, the Tamsy NSFW headcanons are in progress, don't jump me)
Who do we want next?
Corvus
Tamsy
Follo
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Enjin NSFW Headcanons:
His body count has a comma in it, just so you know
Enjin likes all parts of a woman’s body. Ass, tits, thighs, etc. He’s not really picky
Really likes cowgirl and reverse cowgirl because he can watch you get off and smoke a ciggy at the same time
I feel like Enjin lowkey has a thing for bossy women. He won’t bitch if you take the lead every now and then.
Will fuck you anywhere. The couch, the bed, the bathroom, the kitchen counter, the car, the club bathroom, the elevator, hell in the middle of waiting at the DMV if you want. Tell him you want him and he’ll give it to you right then and there.
Would clone his dick. Has cloned his dick. It was a Valentine’s Day present for you.
Loves mirror sex. He’s hot & you’re hot so it just makes sense that he would get off at watching you two fuck.
Going off that, Enjin has a collection of spicy home videos you two have made together.
As far as kinks, there’s nothing out of the ordinary. Spanking, squirting, mirror sex (again), light bdsm, edging, overstimulation, public sex, and maybe anal if you’re also down.
He likes receiving more than giving. It’s not that he doesn’t give head, but he likes the sight of you going down on him more. Still, he likes 69 and face sitting because he has full access to your pussy and ass.
He will tease you with the most shit eating grin on his face. He’s so smug and he knows he’s making you feel good. Enjin really likes to make fun of how wet and loud you are.
We’re looking at about 7.5 inches, cut, and he’s trimmed. He’s longer than he is thick but is that really a problem? Curves to the right and he has a faint musky smell. A few veins on the dih.
Likes to pretend that your pussy is “talking” to him when he fucks you. He treats her like she’s a separate being from you.
Not really great at aftercare, sorry. The most you’re getting is him asking if you want to shower and “so what are you about to do?” You will not be staying the night.
Eat up, y'all

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Not to be all love and light uwu, and I do think baneful magic has its uses and that people have a right to protect themselves against real harm, but sometimes the things I see people talking about casting curses on others for just tells me that the curseworker is not a safe person to be around.
The way I look at it, baneful magic can be the magical equivalent of a physical assault, yeah? I keep seeing people talking about cursing someone over a disagreement, or general dislike, or something that could be resolved with a conversation, like adults.
If you would physically hurt me, just because we disagree or don't like each other, then you're not someone I care to engage with full stop. I see no difference with baneful magic.
So if you are thinking about cursing someone, I believe it's important to sit with it for a while and think as diplomatically as possible about why you want to, and to try and be specific about what you want to happen to them. If baneful magic is about defending yourself and applying consequences, then you still have a responsibility to mind yourself. What did this person actually do, and is it worth violence towards them? Would it be justifiable for you to, say, punch them in the face for this? To cause serious or lasting harm, that may extend beyond them to their loved ones who have nothing to do with the situation? Or are you in fact being the aggressor here, just because you can get away with it, over something that is just not that serious?
Do we want Enjin nsfw headcanons too?
here damn!
Bro Santa NSFW Headcanons:
Neck kisser, back kisser, leg kisser, ass cheek kisser, foot kisser. There’s not a single inch of you that Bro Santa would not kiss. If he can reach it, he’s kissing it.
There are some parts of a woman’s body that society deems ugly, but not Bro Santa. He likes bush and stretch marks. Also, Bro would salivate at the sight of breast veins (iykyk)
As far as his favorite positions, Bro loves prone bone, cowgirl, and sideways. Y’all he’s 35. Don’t expect him to put you in the most creative positions. The most he can do is either full nelson or leapfrog.
I’ve said this before, but Bro Santa is not a hard dom, or an obvious dom really. Bro is gentle and affectionate and will give you exactly what you need and more. You don’t really notice how in control he is until he’s whispering in your ear that “you can give him one more, can’t you?” And you do.
Proud eater. He just likes putting his mouth on you. You have to watch out for him because he’ll pounce on you randomly just to suck and kiss on your pussy. If you have an outie pair, he really likes to play with those just so you know.
We’re looking at about 9 inches, cut, and a bit thicker in the middle. He has hair but he keeps it trimmed. Taking him is no easy task, that's why he has to prep you by giving you mind-blowing orgasms beforehand.
For the sake of Dear and his rambunctious friends, Bro prefers sex in the bedroom. If he knows it's just you two in the house for a while, maybe he’ll consider fucking you in other parts of the house.
As far as kinks go, Bro has a few. Daddy kink, breeding, overstimulation, lactation, hair pulling (you and him), and squirting. He’s a perverted old man lol.
If you’re like me and you have a fat twat, I don’t think you’re safe from Bro mindlessly playing with it. You two could be in bed watching a movie, and suddenly there’s a large warm hand playing with your mons pubis. Idk why, he just seems like the type.
Aftercare king! After you two are done and he’s cleaned you up with his tongue he’s running a bath for you and getting you a snack and some water.
Pornstar!Choso fucks like Small Hands. Prove me wrong.
Life with Hiromi Higuruma is:
A place somewhere in Brooklyn, New York where it’s just the two of you…and a cat
Waking Higuruma after he fell asleep in his office overlooking cases…again
The smell of paper and fresh linen
Macallan 18 sitting in a decanter in the kitchen, for when Hiromi loses a case
Tiramisu in the fridge, for when Hiromi wins a case
Date nights at jazz bars, making him try new fruity cocktails
Dark chocolate tucked away in Hiromi’s desk drawer, a snack while looking over cases
Putting hand written notes in the pocket of his blazer
Wine and a bubble bath every night before bed
A grand piano in the living room, he knows how to play he just doesn’t as much…
Sitting in the kitchen eating takeout together
Hiromi giving you a summary of the case he’s currently working on, he shouldn’t but who are you going to tell?
Laying on the couch together, smelling L’eau Papier and soap on Higuruma’s skin
Packing a homemade lunch for him while he gets ready for work
Roses just because
Hiromi coming home to the smell of a home cooked meal after a long day
Dragging him to bed after 11pm because it’s late and he needs to rest
Snacking on a charcuterie board while you force him to watch Desperate Housewives with you, he’s actually very invested in the show but he’ll never admit it
Investing in lavender essential oil and sleepytime tea to help him get some sleep

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my favorite higuruma headcanons .ᐟ ⋆˚࿔ wc. 1.8k | cw. nsfw under the cut. mdni. part 2 here!
higuruma only wears glasses at home bc his eyes are fried from reading case files in his laptop, but he hates them!!!! he's got that sharp, perfect bridge of the nose, but the glasses still slip down every five seconds. the good thing is seeing him get annoyed and pushing them up with his middle finger while trying to read. in my opinion is a top-tier domestic view
you would expect pure jazz, and higuruma does love it, but his playlists are a mess of arctic monkeys, tame impala, and mitski BUT his "take it to the grave" secret is that he unironically listens to hatsune miku or 2nd gen k-pop's girl groups (girls generation maybe?) just to feel alive after a loooong day at the office
higuruma is chronically offline. you mention a tiktok trend and he'll look at you like you're speaking a foreign language. also if you ask him if he's a dog person or a cat person, he'll just look confused and say "i'm a lawyer…"
also don't ask him about team summer or team winter. he hates sweating through his suits in july and he hates feeling like a literal onion with all the layers in january. higuruma just wants it to be a crisp october day so he can wear a nice suit and be left alone
his phone is never on ring. it's permanently on dnd or silent vibration. sudden electronic noises make him physically wince. the only way to get a fast reply is a text, and honestly, he would probably prefer an email for anything serious. if a notification pops up and he doesn't know how to clear it, higuruma gets genuinely stressed
higuruma got tired of instant ramen during his bar exam days, so he learned to cook with a professional precision. he does the whole sunday meal prep thing, chopping veggies perfectly then freezing everything in identical containers with a little tag with a date. it's efficient, but man, he can actually cook
speaking of college days, higuruma got that functional strength from doing judo and track back in college and he still goes for runs at 2 am when his brain won't shut up about a case. he is lowkey proud of his legs and arms, and honestly? he should be
even though he's forced to use a laptop for work, higuruma is obsessed with high-end stationery. he has impeccable, calligraphy-level handwriting and only uses fountain pens because he likes the feeling of them. his version of retail therapy is going to a boutique and spending way too much money on a specific type of textured paper lmao he is a nerd
definitely he's not a party drinker, but he's a meticulous one. higuruma doesn't get the point of shots, he's a whiskey or highball kind of guy. maybe he'll sit in his dark apartment, staring out the window, sipping his drink in total silence
but if higuruma is really spiraling, he'll make tea in the traditional way
he prefers coffee tho
i'm pretty sure he's super sensitive to smells, with that nose, how could he not be? higuruma hates very sweet or cloying perfumes. he personally smells like sandalwood, old books and neutral laundry detergent
and that's why he's a clean freak. higuruma likes his space to be tidy, clean, and smelling nice. ahhhh! nothing better than coming home to a place that doesn't smell musty
higuruma is a light sleeper and a total grump about it for sure. he has to sleep with a silk eye mask because any bit of light wakes him up. if he gets hit with insomnia at 3 am, he doesn't just toss and turn, he gets up, puts on the glasses he hates, and reads a dense philosophy book until his brain literally gives up
that too! i think he reads a lot, like a whole lot! maybe i'm exaggerating, but this man reads way too much and a huge variety of subjects. he likes psychology, philosophy, world history… he reads fiction, poetry, novels, autobiographies, EVERYTHING! plus, he's not picky at all. obviously, he enjoys japanese or asian literature, but you can easily find him reading spanish or nigerian literature
he definitely drives a black sedan that is incredibly boring but impeccably clean. higuruma doesn't understand people who put accessories or stickers on their cars. to him, a car is a metal box meant to get you from point a to point b without attracting attention
higuruma has no idea how funny he is when he's being serious. he'll say something incredibly dry or legalistic in a casual setting, and when everyone laughs, he just blinks, looking genuinely offended or confused, you know, with a frown, lips in a small, almost imperceptible pout. he's a comedy goldmine but he's too busy being serious to realize it
and being a lawyer means he literally cannot function without a paper trail. higuruma keeps receipts for everything, everything!!! dinners, groceries, even a 200 yen coffee, organized in a folder by date. it's not that he's cheap, it's just that in his mind, if there's no record, the event didn't happen. when he buys you a gift, he definitely has the receipt tucked into a separate envelope yk "just in case"
speaking of being cheap... higuruma would rather get soaked than use one of those cheap, clear plastic convenience store umbrellas. he only carries a heavy, long-handled black umbrella with a wooden grip. he really doesn't like the cheap umbrellas, he finds them disrespectful lol also he'll meticulously shake every drop of water off it before entering a building, and he lowkey judges people who leave puddles on the floor
higuruma is the type of man who shows up to the airport 4 hours before a flight, like airport dad energy. he needs everything under control: passport in a leather holder, gate located and plenty of time to sit and read a book. the idea of "winging it" or running for a flight gives him actual physical anxiety
he projects this image of i only drink black coffee and neat whiskey, but he has a hidden weakness for traditional japanese sweets or chocolate. after a particularly brutal day in court, you'll find him eating a single, expensive truffle with a look of absolute, soul-crushing seriousness :')
maybe he'll forget to buy milk, but higuruma will remember a specific sentence you said three months ago at 11:45 pm lol his brain is trained to retain testimony, so he "wins" every argument, not by shouting, but by calmly pointing out your contradictions with photographic memory. it undoubtedly makes him a difficult boyfriend, but a terrifyingly attentive one
for example, he'll remember something you said once without even realizing it, while you were walking through a mall or street. weeks later, he'll give you that thing you saw and said was cute as a gift
nsfw under the cut
Gris Rubion NSFW Headcanons
Is an absolute sweetheart in the bedroom. He always wants to know if you’re feeling good and if you need him to speed up or change the position. He likes communication, which is sexy.
He’s not necessarily a brat tamer, but he can tame a brat. Honestly, he would much rather reward good behavior than punish you. Gris would whisper things like “don’t you want to be a good girl for me?” and “that’s not how good girls act” before he would want to deliver any punishment. He’s a patient man, but he does have a limit…
Gris is the king of praise! He never forgets to tell you how beautiful you are and how good you’re making him feel.
As far as kinks go, I think Gris is pretty vanilla. He’d be into light bdsm, and maybe some roleplaying. Honestly if you have anything you want to try, let him know. All he wants is to please you.
Gris Rubion is packing, water is wet, and the sky is blue. These are all facts. We’re looking at 8.5 inches, a shower, and he’s cut. Oh, and a vein running down the underside of his shaft. He curves a little, you can’t really tell by looking but you can definitely feel it.
Will not have sex anywhere that isn’t in his house or your place. He likes comfort and intimacy, so he’ll fuck you anywhere as long as it’s just you two around.
Hates quickies, he wants to go for hours. To Gris, quickies are too casual and he could do without them.
Gris is a giver. He wants to make you feel better than anyone else ever could. So yes, he does enjoy going down on you at random times of the day. He does enjoy overstimulating you to tears after each orgasm. And he certainly enjoys the blissed out look on your face when he’s done with you.
Likes positions that let him be closer to you: classic missionary, mating press, and he loves reverse cowgirl...
❤︎ NSFW ALPHABET FT. BRO SANTA
❤︎ cw . . . reader x bro santa, established relationship, mix of normal gachiakuta verse and modern au
❤︎ note . . . i would do things to bro santa, you have no idea, but mhgh i had to cut some of this down because i got SOO OUT OF CONTROL!!! GENUINELY HE DRIVES ME INSANEE OUUGHH BRO PLEASEE!!! crossposting to ao3 eventually!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
oh he's so so doting, no matter what. bro loves to kiss all over you, softly asking if you're okay, softly praising you for doing so good, asking if he did everything you needed him to do. genuinely, just an absolute sweetheart, and will 100% order food after if its not too late and you aren't too tired as he cleans you up with a warm washcloth, playfully teasing you at the way your thighs are still trembling a little.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
bro is so obsessed with your tummy, he loves touching it, rubbing his hands over it, pressing kisses to the softness there, and sometimes will just give it a little, teasing squeeze. but he's ashamed to ever admit how obsessed he is with your boobs, whether yhey are big or small, he loves rubbing his thumbs over your nipples, loves kissing them before popping one into his mouth and lazily rubbing his tongue over it. for himself, he likes his hands, because he gets to use them to feel you, touch you, make you feel good. and he LOVES knowing your hands are so much smaller when you both hold hands, it makes his ears go so fucking red as he tries not to grin.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
now this is where he gets so nasty. this man cums a lot. a fucking lot. it's thick, hot, and shoots out really far, and he's always so embarrassed about the mess. but he absolutely loves watching his cum ooze out of you, the embarrassed noise you make when you try to close your legs so he can watch. oh, and don't let him cum on your face or neck, he will absolutely break as he begs you to let him get a picture of you like this, especially a polaroid for him to keep stored away.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
the poor thing still sometimes cums in his sleep, and he is always so fucking embarrassed about it. most of the time, he gets lucky enough to wake up before you and clean up, but the days he wakes up to you cooing at how cute he is, he genuinely wants to burying himself…and every time he cums in his sleep, it's a dream about you all glowing and pregnant with his baby, but he's never told you that part.
& if I said I wanted to fuck Principal Yaga?

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nothing about Bro Santa gives hard dom.
But it does give act bratty at your own risk...
stealing your husband’s chocolate and finding out it was laced with an aphrodisiac!
[content: MDNI, crack smųt, a very unserious piece of work, piv, hair pulling, use of aphrodisiacs, sukuna’s sour but then he’s sweet]
Never in your life have you been so horny it hurt.
“Kuna, please—harder,” you cry out.
“I’m going as hard as I fucking can, you little slut,” he snaps, each thrust matching every harsh word that gets spat through his teeth. “THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T EAT RANDOM. CHOCOLATE. ON. THE. COUNTER.”
“I’m sorry! Fuck!! I didn’t know!”
“There was a note saying DON’T eat it—you just didn’t give a shit because you’re a thief and a glutton. A liar now, too,” he continues to scold you over the chocolate bar he was going to give to Jin so he’d stop groveling over his ex. It’s been 6 fucking months, he’s tired of having to listen to him go on and on about Kaori. Enough is enough—he needs to go out and sleep with someone.
And now Jin’s never going to shut up. Sukuna doesn’t even want to look at you right now—let alone reward your behavior with dick.
“And now you’re cryin’ like it’s my fuckin’ fault.” It’s him who should be crying right now. “It’s simple: Leave my fucking snacks alone. I always get multiples of each so you’d keep your grubby little hands off them. Why can’t you just be normal and go in my wallet?? Fuck—Arch that back some more.” He cracks his palm over your ass. “Yeah, hike it up nice and high.”
“I can’t!” It feels like it’s about to break with all the weight he’s putting on it! Both of his hands pinning you down, burying every last inch of his cock inside of you.
He scoffs, nudging for you to close your thighs, then planting his knees right next to yours so they stay that way. “Do you want to cum?”