the mushrooms told me it was worth it

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

tumblr is a MORNING app. it should be enjoyed while eating breakfast, drinking your cup of tea or coffee, letting your meds kick in... sometimes I go on here at night but in my heart I know it’s wrong.

Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

You are my biggest fan

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

What about a Pirate's soul?

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

because I'm alive and I don't know what else to do, I'm gonna love everyone as much as I possibly can