huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

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huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

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she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone
we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣
Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol

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Saying skill issue has done irreparable damage to my vocabulary
Damn. Skill Issue.
we don't talk enough about the cultural impact that the adam driver "you have truly hurt a 30 or 40 year old man" anon had.....and the fact that they will forever be anonymous? literally know your herstory
You people keep making "By Talos this can't be happening jokes" as if you think you're gonna be anywhere near as funny as the original post
None of you can ever hope to be as funny as this
By Talos this can’t be happening
Thesis: My post
Antithesis: This reply
[ID of original post: Anonymous asks, “How is your husband?” hobnob-69 replies, “He should be fine. I left him with enough food and water for a week.”| Reply from the-real-santino-rice: That was two weeks ago. Reply from the-real-rupaul: Oh god no let me go check on him By Talos this can’t be happening [screencap from a first person video game showing a robed man lying in cage./]
[Reply ID: a screencap of tumblr mobile showing the original post as an unloaded gradient picture. /end]
This is what he would have wanted
op link the video it’s fucking hilarious
10/10
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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me? im smoking the shit that turned the romance chemical
Pollo👍
smoking the shit that made john green
aww nasa has a page for space technology terms you can use in science fiction
nerds
THIS IS THE BEST THING
AAAAAAHHH
Holy crap!!
A comprehensive list of sci-fi particles is available at a STARTREK site on the Internet.
NASA linked to Star Trek for reference. That…that satisfies me on a deeply nerdy level I have heretofore never experienced.
the people running the crayola twitter

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are yall ok
You're all so clinically stupid, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.