bang it bite it bruise it

one thing about flipping out that they don't tell you is that the dril tweet about budgeting for candles is becoming my actual real life

im at the laundromat and i have to let you know that our sisters aunties mothers cousins and grandmothers are out here casting alchemical spells the likes of which i have NEVER seen before

tall fat black gay full bush string bikini and stoned as hell at the sonoma county 4-star resort

lesbian boyfriend and i had a small quarrel because i am always on my phone so i went to the game store and bought the hardest puzzle they had and, reader, you are not going to guess what happened next

came home so hot and sweaty from the community barbecue single-mindedly focused on the diet dr. pepper in the fridge and the very moment i opened the can lesbian boyfriend called out from the other side of the house, "are YOU the butch now? HUH?"

just now learning that people did not like nona the ninth... really..??

what if you became god and then you and your polycule had to run the universe together in perpetuity

i don't understand the halacka of cholent