Do Wrong To None

scientist 40,000 years in the future finding fossils of a ford focus: this animal was obviously a herbivore

this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image

wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

Oh my god you can see him really acting natural with it, going where he wants, stopping and looking around, not confused or clumsy with it. they really gave this turtle a little mobility aid it took to.

@keyofjetwolf

DELIGHTFUL

Absolutely no hope left for the hare in this world. Devastating.

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

something is always happening and there is no pause. i want to vomit

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.