Talk to me while we walk.

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

the good thing about someone like deborah kerr, for instance, is that you know that when going through her filmography, you are guaranteed at the very least a woman who is sexually weird. regardless of the movie you can be confident that if it’s deborah kerr it’s weird about sex. this is tragically not the case with movies as a medium generally. one of the worst things about movies as a medium really

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

you can’t even run away and join the circus anymore

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

Been really into the cave 𓉸 as of late, I went into the cave—you know, the dark cave by the unyielding mountain just by the edge of town? The cave: it keeps getting darker as I go deeper into the cave it keeps getting even darker, I thought I knew how dark dark could get but it keeps getting darker, I thought I knew perfect darkness when I closed my eyes, but that was a lie, my dark bedroom I would now find blinding and still dark yet darker and darker, death's perfect oblivion would now be as bright as the sun, a lamp can get as bright as it's voltage allows and so to does the cave endlessly delight with shadows growing ever bigger and darker and darker and still the cave keeps getting darker. Forever..

i also like the cave 😁

my dead wife. the ad free internet

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....