Talk to me while we walk.

my dead wife. the ad free internet

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

Never forget what they took from us.

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

to whom am I squeaking

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

i can get gay off that anything. its not that hard for me

anyone who thinks that the worst thing that can happen to art is to be criticised has never known the icy desolation of my indifference #myunyieldingsilence

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly