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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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kristina100000

paper--machete

??? Sad mommy?

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do you ever lay in a position so uncomfortable you can actually feel it damaging your body but ur too lazy to move

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derutrot

I absolutely love Hispanic dads and moms.

forfuckssakejim

So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

forfuckssakejim

Y'know…looking back on this, I’m pretty sure my teacher was a lesbian.

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thoodleoo

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

moonlitlillypop

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

mando-lore

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

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Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

miceprincess

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

memesandmylife

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

femur-theif

All of these are so accurate it hurts

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@nicadenic

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Also Hermes, God of messengers

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And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

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adamsmasher

I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok

decaflesbian

Keira knightley really said something w this

memewhore

heyhosers

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

darkestelemental616

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

HE DID NOT

He knew what he was doing

homoslovenc

caught

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derutrot

I absolutely love Hispanic dads and moms.

callese

khapikat222

Report Disney, Report Universal, Knotts, the Large Golf Courses.

Report them en mass and force their business behavior to change.

keeshplay

gehayi

If you want to report water waste by Disney, Nestle, Universal, Palm Springs Golf Course, etc., go here and select “multiple types of waste”, because nothing else actually fits real wasters like them. (The other nine options are about ratting out your neighbors [7], complaining about cleanliness in hotels [1], or complaining about restaurants serving water unasked [1]. Fuck all of these.)

“Multiple types of waste” requires a comment, but somehow I don’t think anyone on Tumblr will have any problems sharing their opinion. In vast detail, if necessary.

You can also take photos of Disney’s, Knotts’, Universal’s, etc. water waste and attach it to the report.

This can be done through desktop or mobile.

Have fun!

butterflypeaflowertea

my favorite thing to do in this christian society is to pretend that i don’t know a SINGLE thing abt christianity. like sometimes people will mention things like going to church with their families or upcoming holidays & i’ll act utterly clueless abt all of it even though i know absolutely everything ever just bc it’s funny to see people fumble to justify + tell me abt things. if i constantly have to explain my religion and practices to ignorant people, y’all are gonna have to do the exact same thing

butterflypeaflowertea

like one time i asked this girl what christmas was with my blankest possible expression & she looked at me incredulously & slowly said “it’s jesus’s birthday…” and i was like oh that’s cool! who’s jesus? :-) & she froze for a good fifteen seconds. i think i gave her brain damage it was great

knightofleo

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

cold-autumn-sky-deactivated2021

I love how he pops out of the nest and looks around like “hey babe… babe? Where r u… Babe? I… I have a problem”

adornedacorn

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

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