LJ

Celeste. If you keep sleeping with that thing one of these days you're gonna find yourself clipped midway into your bed and the Galactic Anomalous Research Foundation is gonna have to come and either humanely euthanize you or fish out the parts of you that are still dimensionally accessible. Do not fucking sleep with that thing.

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

that is the most black cat looking black cat i've seen in my life, good for them.

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I’ve never seen the second photo before.

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.