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i'm Dishes, gotta wash me

passionpeachy

the nurses when i was born

nitw

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

melonfacade

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nyekomata

Attack for @boatslut of their OC, Faolán!

boatslut

AOUIUUGHHH

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rattling-bag-of-bones

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

mandalhoerian-deactivated202510

my lord i think we're lost

depresseddepot

my lord????

little-slice-of-eden

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

thatdootdevice

My Lord COME BACK?!

warlockofagnesi

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!

...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you

evaceratops

my lord i WARNED you-

vintagewildlife

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

giragirameganedan

The most attractive female character design possible. They made this woman for me

niyarest

...

thinking about genshiken nidaime ch117 again

ogh the transgenderism of it all

chillyfeetsteak

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

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b0nkcreat

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

b0nkcreat

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

b0nkcreat

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

cytherean-sunset

lurkiestvoid

b0nkcreat

on this day, july 18th of 2026, i laid my dogass overheating constantly lagging reset addicted iphone xr with a battery health of 76% and a horribly cracked screen protector to rest. she had a clear case that turned smoker yellow from years of sun damage and was impervious to cleaning and i will not mourn the way she played music outside of my earbuds or refused to charge at all. goodnight you dumb motherfucker have fun at the verizon store

taylor-titmouse

oh to be a unicorn who knows nothing of literary analysis

untitledcatgame

sketching some enemies

untitledcatgame

poor fellows

innerchildabortionclinic

interesting kink assortment on the dash

clubpenguinkiller

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

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goofstep

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

throughfearandtrembling-deactiv

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

goofstep

im nice…..

junglejim4322

He’s literally nice

heyfruitcake

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

ignitelimelight

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

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