Some Call It Magic

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

This still fucking cracks me up

You’re my personal plethora of ultra euphoric nostalgia.

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

After years of wanting I finally got a lava lamp

*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

Locate Luciano

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

Humor has gotten so abstract at this point that at first I thought this was an actual meme made by like, internet jokesters, not a literal paid advertisement.

I like how they started off with a relatively Lage brain lmaoooo

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.