What's life without a little risk?

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

climbs up to ur window with a trans flag held gingerly between my teeth like a rose

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

James and Sirius would crush everyone and anyone at Just Dance

[tweet by Laureen Bazzi @laureenbazzi: idk how to explain this but thursday, october, and 8:00pm are all the same end ID]

80% of the work week, 83.3333% of the day at 8pm, 83.333% of the year in October.

It’s so charming to see this on my dash because Thursday, October, and the number 8 are all the same rusty brown-orange color according to my synesthesia.

happy Thursday October 8th

reblogging this on Thursday, October 8th, at 8pm.

The absolute Madness and Glee in that neighbour’s laugh. Priceless.

Sword w cellphone charms

man yall the interpersonal drama in ancient rome was something else like. there was a guy named crassus who had a pet eel and was so sad when it died that he gave it a funeral, and when another dude named domitius ahenobarbus made fun of him for throwing an eel funeral, crassus was like "oh so this is coming from the guy who's buried three of his wives and not even shed a single tear about it." wish i could've been in the room for that one

That was horrible

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

loving that the general consensus here is that "the omen when you see a cassowary is that you are about to die of cassowary"

there are two wolves inside of you. ones a victorian vampire, the other is a cottagecore grandpa. they are both gay.