I know I do know something.I just don't know what.

so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…

guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

I love this website so much

Guys, my bone stealing days have consequences. I got an MRI via workers comp on my leg and a ligament is gone.

Thought I sprained my ankle, I did that but I also snapped a ligament smooth off. Idk the procedure but it’s been 3 months now so I don’t think they’re able to just reattach it. Especially if they can’t find the darn thing. I think what’ll go on is grafting and getting a dead guys ligament to replace it

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

Can someone now poke Mitch McConnell with a stick?

No, he might wake up if we do that.

I was thinking it’d go straight through him like if you poke a rotting watermelon.

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off