Talking in the Sleep

this is why you shouldn't swear

Your girl just checked your FindMyiPhone. How you explaining the stop at the cookie dough palace.

Sounds like something I would hate to see, I’m glad I never will. I’m not as cultured as the Hollywood elite, so I might have accidentally called it “beautiful” or “magical” or “God giving a gift directly to me, a filmmaker, to help convey the feeling of returning home after a long absence, showing His hand to aid the telling of His second-favorite ancient human story”, instead of correctly identifying it as Lame and For Girls (specifically Young Girls, ew) like these smarter grown up Hollywood elites. I’m glad that when I go see the movie the castle will be only brown and grey, and the miracle of visual/emotional storytelling that God created specifically for this story was witnessed only by those Hollywood elites who hated it and are calling it Gay (implied) and For Little Girls (ew).

my version of the calculation used 0.98^6 (odds of getting six pulls that aren't 6 star units), im not sure exactly how you landed on 0.990667

being a man is gay because you're inside a man's body your entire life