take my dimes! i got plenty of ‘em!

now that there's two of me prepare to get sick of me

who said that 😧

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

the daniel that couldnt be damned

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday