Im down here naked/ /theres a hole in my chest

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

im on a mental health break but i saw some facebook food so heinous i simply MUST share

For Three Days I Been Stuck In This Desart With No Fucking Water Or Goth Girls

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already