//Archaic And Content//

AUDIOWAVEFORMS

why don’t you speak it out loud

instead of living

in your head.

-Hann spoke and Matty was so shocked he passed out

-George’s alien friends interrupted the video feed

-George hotboxed the studio

-The interviewer asked about the name of the band and Matty cried

-Ross smuggled beer into the studio

-Matty forgot to talk about something humbling

-Matty’s curling iron broke so he had straight hair for the interview and that just wouldn’t do

-Matty threatened to cut Hann for not wanting a rap verse on the next album

-The interviewer talked shit about wizards and Hann fought her

-They did a segment on their old Myspace accounts

-Matty accidentally said “chestle to the ground” again

george talked about his home planet

ross’s eyes rolled so far back into his head at something matty said that he needed medical attention

adam cried bc there were no puppies then got embarrassed 

matty actually made sense 

ross demanded that waughy be a part of the interview and when they refused he rebelled

matty forgot to use the word juxtaposition