DICKS ULTRA

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

Door break

what's up man

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

happy first day of pride everyone

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

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