MCMLXXV

why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”

actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living

reblog if youd rather be a cryptid

Catch me devouring hitchikers in the midwest with my extendable prehensile jaws.

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?

“side ho culture” sounds like a jab at polyamory

no the fuck it doesnt. shut up

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