Creole Loup

Me seeing the Muppets in the halftime show

shakira u r forgiven for performing here today in fact u should be the only one performing

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

notice how everyones 30 now

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL