Strange and Beautiful

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

It was a month of magic, my friends. Mythical beings, strange happenings, and Hades in a toga.

always starving, never full by coffeeinallcaps / @coffeeinallcaps (4169)

The steady, persistent pressure of Rozanov’s thick cock sinking into him is unlike anything Shane has ever felt before. He feels impossibly full, impossibly exposed, but more than that, he feels good.

Fuck, it’s good.

It’s so good that he forgets to feel awkward as he begins to rock back into Rozanov’s thrusts. He forgets to feel ashamed as Rozanov draws sounds out of him he didn’t even know he was capable of making. As Rozanov drives him out of his mind and deep into his own body, holds him there, forces him to feel everything and think nothing at all—

Shane forgets to feel anything but good.

(In which Shane has a dirty fantasy, and Ilya runs with it.)

sold out by shaneverse (4331)

When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.

What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.

and never get dizzy by anonymous (9758)

“Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.

So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.

The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.

“Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.

Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.

Tin Roof Rusted (series) by LavenderProse / @lavenderprose (12819)

"Oh my God, what?" Shane demands, nervous now. Ilya swears in Russian again. "Is, um. The condom." Fuck. "What about the condom?" "On porvalysa," he says, like he can't fucking bring himself to say it in a language that Shane can understand. Then he finally looks at Shane, mouth covered like he's a cowering dog afraid to show Shane his teeth. "It broke."

Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander are twenty, on top of the world, and a little irresponsible about it. This is the crash.

the boy who blocked his own shot by alasse / @alasse (14053)

Ilya’s dad dies right before the 2017 All-Star Game, so he never learns that Shane and Rose broke up. While he’s in Russia, a threat from his brother makes him ask Svetlana for help and marry her so he can get a US green card—it’s meant to be a discreet, simple thing, but the Boston tabloids get a hold of it and then it’s all over social media. Three months later, Shane Hollander holds a press conference to share two things: he's leaving Montreal to play for the Ottawa Centaurs, and he's gay.

Shane Hollander wants a Husband by toraten (18316)

Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before by sistercacao / @scacao-blog (22302)

Shane Hollander doesn't understand why everyone thinks he and Ilya Rozanov hate each other. He's pretty sure that in all the years they've been playing in the league together, they've never even talked before.

Well, he's kind of sure. He thinks he would remember. He would remember something about Rozanov, if it was really important.

Right?

Me Porto Benito by hollan_ov (24133)

Upcoming actor and well-known playboy Ilya Rozanov is good at getting what he wants.

That is, until he wants hockey's golden boy Shane Hollander.

Hungry Ghosts by coyote_was_here (29938)

Shane knew what people said about sharing true names: that it made sex better, like fucking bare except with all your witch senses involved, that even for people with no witch gift to speak of it was like your entire body was on fire. It probably wouldn’t be like that with Ilya, because sex with Ilya already felt like his entire body was on fire.

A universe in which the stakes for tuna meltdown are totally different and also kind of the same. Love, witchcraft, and true names.

Reckless & Young by some1_around (30173)

Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

bad idea, right? by cherhorowitz8 (30566)

After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.

Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.

so you must like me for me by alasse / @alasse (36229)

Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

when you stay by fckingfreckles (39659)

shane hollander spent six months learning how to stay alive. he did not account for how much harder it would be to learn how to live. __

or, shane's pov immediately picking up from where everytime i leave left off.

As the Romans Do by kooksie (40186)

As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

(He’s jealous.)

a sound is still a sound around no one by dykeries / @knownqueerbaiter (43230)

Shane lifts one eyelid again to look at Rozanov. His eyes are red-rimmed. Like he’s been crying. “Why…why aren’t you in Boston?”

Rozanov’s brow furrows. “Why would I be in Boston?”

“You, you’re captain. Raiders. Boston.”

The room is silent except for the beeping of monitors.

In 2023, Shane takes a bad hit on the ice. When he wakes up, the last thing he remembers is a tuna melt.

There’s a lot to get used to.

come on, touch my body by princebutt (89644)

Ilya is a stripper living in LA who captures the attention of hockey player Shane Hollander. This is the story of their relationship.

Off The Leash by v197sstuff. This is one that works with against the trope in a very interesting way where the Internet Woobifies & feminizes the fuck outta Shane while the stark reality is kept in focus. If you haven’t read this one, I seriously recommend it.

Gossip Girl by Northisnotup. Vastly different vibe but this looks into Shane’s friendships and makes super clear that he is an Active Participant which I greatly enjoy. Easily one of my favorite Rose fics if that sells it!

falling into you by quinnfuhbeay. A look at what if Shane didn’t leave during the tuna melt scene and instead they entered into a weird phase of unclear relationship status (Ilya thinking they’re boyfriends, Shane thinks they’re just fucking).

Game Day. Ilya keeps dying, time keeps repeating. Shane is, obviously, suffering. A very frank portrayal of what this could do to a person.

for example, we have a microscope that is perfectly functional, good microscope, but its software is abandonware because the company refused to maintain it. the company is still in business, still makes essentially the exact same software, but they made all of the old tech incompatible with new software to force people to buy the new microscope tech. it would cost a quarter million dollars to replace this microscope. this perfectly good microscope.

They had to routinely get people out of RETIREMENT to come fix things, because the tech was so old, no one younger had ever even SEEN the tech they were running, let alone how to use or fix it.

Omg I have been super into kidnapping stories. My poor Shane, it's always him at the scene of the crime, but I eat that shit up. Yes, here are some below.

Kidnapping Stories

🏒 thinking about you (craving us) | 8.4k

shane accidentally 'kidnaps' mafia boss ilya. chaos ensues

🏒 The Sound Beneath the Lake | 8.8k

Shane. Everything happened at once after that. The man holding Ilya turned too slowly.

🏒 Would It Make You Feel Better To Watch Me While I Bleed? | 17.9k

Strung out and desperate for money, Alexei Rozanov flies to Boston to shake Ilya down. What he doesn't expect to find when he breaks into Ilya's home is Shane Hollander. Seeing a chance to score a huge pay day, Alexei abducts Shane, leaving Ilya to make very difficult choices while Shane's life hangs in the balance

🏒 what’s gonna be left of the world (if you’re not in it) | 24.9k

something has happened to Shane Hollander, but of course no one is telling his life long rival what happened

🏒 There have been threats | 27.1k

Shane goes missing before Sochi, and the only one who can save him is Ilya.

🏒 It’s the Terror of Knowing What This World Is About | 29.7k

Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony

🏒 No Heroics | 35.1k

Ilya follows because someone says Shane needs him. That is all it takes. By the time Shane realises Ilya is gone, there is a gap in the camera footage, a dark van leaving the loading bay, and a message from Ilya’s phone that does not sound like Ilya at all. Shane knows Ilya better than anyone. He knows his tells, his temper, his stupid jokes, the exact shape of his fear. None of that lets Shane save him.

🏒 I’m Powerless, Don’t Remind Me | 35.1k

🔒 It should have been a quiet morning alone. Pulled violently from his home Shane realizes he must try and fight his way out, and hopes Ilya realizes what happened before it is too late

🏒 violence is a love language | 59.6k

Twenty-five years, three Stanley Cups, countless threats, and one question: how far will you go for the person who makes you feel like yourself?

🏒 Nowhere Else To Go | 68.5k

Shane disappears into the river-and Ilya is the only one who refuses to let him go.Everyone else believes Shane is dead; Ilya believes he's still fighting his way home.

🏒 Eyes On Me | 81.0k

@OttawaOfficialPoliceDepartment: Recent Missing Persons Report filed for Shane William Hollander at 9:25 pm

🏒 We’ve Got Our Obsession | 98.6k

🔒 In the first year on the Centaurs, marriage is hard, and only made harder by the spotlight, as well as a new coach that seems fixated on Shane, or at the very least driving a wedge between him and Ilya

🏒 Think Of the Children | WIP

Shane Hollander realizes that getting kidnapped isn’t anything like what it is in the movies. Neither is getting blackmailed. It’s less like a bang and more like a whimper.

🏒 desperate things | WIP

Shane Hollander was smart. Shane Hollander was strong. But when Shane Hollander's defenses are down, he is surprisingly easy to kidnap, if you are stupid enough to do so

🏒 (We Could Be) Something Great | WIP

the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway

🏒 What Remains (Major Editing) | WIP

A break-in leaves Shane Hollander terrified of the world outside his door — and vulnerable to the kind of danger that doesn’t look dangerous until it’s far too late.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite

🏒 when he got the call | 1.4k

Shane is in a press conference when he finds out about the plane crash.

🏒 you don't know what I'd do for you | 1.5k

J.J. says “The Centaurs’ plane had to make an emergency landing.” and for Shane everything just stops.

🏒 what if? - the proposal happened slightly differently | 1.9k

Shane just wants to see his bf after the plane incident

🏒 close my eyes and count | 2.1k

Plane crash reversal where it’s Shane on the plane instead of Ilya

🏒 Run Toward Me | 2.2k

The Centaurs’ plane makes an emergency landing in Ottawa, and in the moments before impact, Ilya calls Shane thinking it might be the last time they ever speak.

🏒 You are stuck with me | 2.3k

Ilya lands in the hospital after the plane crash. Shane rushes to see his boyfriend that nobody knows about (including Ilya)

🏒 I choose him | 2.6k

Shane almost dies in the crash and decides he’s done hiding.

🏒 Unanswered, Unaware | 2.6k

The plane crash aftermath, if Shane and Ilya had broken up 3 months earlier

🏒 I’d Stop the World If It Gave Us Time | 3.0k

the plane scene in The Long Game goes a little differently.

🏒 Parking Lots & Pancakes (Take Me To Florida) | 3.2k

🔒 What if Shane said fuck it and remembered he's a millionaire and can definitely get himself to Florida?

🏒 Proof Enough | 3.4k

An alternate/expanded take on the days following the Centaurs' emergency landing, featuring Shane's inability to accept proof, Ilya's stubborn insistence on being alive, and the particular difficulty of loving someone whose heart has had every reason to stop, maybe even before the crash

🏒 Crash Out | 3.9k

Troy does his best to keep his team from finding out Shane is in Ilya’s hotel room after the emergency plane landing

🏒 And I'll still see it, until I die | 3.9k

What if Shane was the one that almost died in a plane crash in The Long Game?

🏒 stand here with me | 3.9k

Shane's plane is the one that almost crashes

🏒 Safe in Your Heart | 4.3k

What if the plane incident in The Long Game was more serious and Ilya got hurt?

🏒 Still (It only falls into place when you're falling to pieces) | 4.4k

six months after the fight that resulted into Shane and Ilya breaking up, Ottawa Centaurs's plane has to make an emergency landing

🏒 Oh, To Love Loudly | 4.6k

Shane is on the plane that is about to crash instead of Ilya.

🏒 So Kiss Me Where I Lay Down (To Be Loved and To Be in Love) | 5.0k

the one where Shane rushes to Ilya after the plane crash and the Cens find out about HollaNov + Yuna is a Momager of the highest caliber + a chaotic Q&A ensues + Shane has a binder detailing their life plan, but then does a little something Ilya was not prepared for

🏒 A Hole In His Arms Where the World Used To Be | 5.0k

an alternate version to the Centaurs plane crashing in Tampa and how Shane reacts to it.

🏒 Like They Did | 5.3k

Shane reacts to the plane crash, thinking that Ilya died

🏒 I’m Saying Your Name (When I Think the Plane Will Crash) | 5.3k

Ilya and Shane breakup. Then the Centaurs’ plane almost crashes

🏒 and you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed | 5.5k

When J.J. goes to comfort Shane after the almost-plane-crash, Shane tells him the truth.

🏒 20 Questions | 5.6k

When the Centaurs' plane to Florida loses their engine everyone's fine, except for Ilya who'd been scratched by a broken bottle in all the jostling. Shane hears the news, sees the report of "non-life-threatening injuries" and panics. Somehow, JJ manages to get them both to Florida before the Centaurs' game starts

🏒 what do you say to a brand-new ghost? | 5.7k

The Plane Crash nearly goes as wrong as possible when Shane's game is cancelled, and he sees Ilya's messages in real time. To make matters worse, Ilya spends fifteen minutes falling out of the sky and mourning all that he would never have. Or, Ilya's pov of i pray this love changes me (this grief will) ft. the very confused but supportive Centaurs

🏒 What if it were you (and then it was) | 6.3k

What if it were Shanes plane that went down

🏒 a thread of hope | 6.9k

The Centaurs' plane goes down on their way to Tampa, and Ilya loses...everything. Shane thinks he loses Ilya.

🏒 planes and plans | 7.8k

What if the Centaurs' plane had actually crashed and no one had heard from them for a few days.

🏒 Our gentle sin | 7.8k

The plane crash but angstier and fluffier (Ilya's phone shatters after he sends those texts so Shane crashes out properly)

🏒 and this is when the feeling sinks in (i don't wanna miss you like this) | 9.9k

the plane from The Long Game actually crashes, Ilya gets injured, Shane rents a car to drive down to him, and he takes care of him

🏒 Sunshine | 10.1k

🔒 the plane scene from tlg but angstier

🏒 the stupid plan doesn't work anymore | 10.9k

When Shane learns that Ilya's plane has crashed and he doesn't even know who Ilya's emergency contact is or if Ilya's alive, he has a stunning realization that Ilya dying without anyone knowing what they are to one another would be a torment.

🏒 Through Fire | 11.6k

where the emergency landing was worse than the book

🏒 Lost in translation | 12.4k

 Ilya doesn't text Shane after his plane had to make an emergency landing, and then everything collapse

🏒 The Only One Who Could Keep Up | 12.5k

When the news breaks that the Centaurs' plane has made a crash landing, the hockey world holds its breath. But for Shane, the world stops entirely. With Ilya unreachable and the media circling like vultures, Shane’s carefully constructed golden mask finally shatters

🏒 If you were gone, I would know. | 12.8k

What if Ilya lost his phone during the emergency landing, Shane couldn't reach him, he panicked, and chartered a plane to Tampa to find him instead.

🏒 we stick together we can see it through | 13.4k

Shane told J.J. the truth after the almost-plane-crash. Now Shane has the aggressive support of his most sociable and meddlesome friend.

🏒 Public Announcements and Public Breakdowns | 14.5k

Shane Hollander is on the Ice when an overhead announcement causes him to spiral. The Centaur's Plane has crashed. Shane needs to hear from Ilya now. There is only one person in the world who can pull him back from the brink and Shane doesn't even know if he's alive.

🏒 Before I Lose You | 15.0k

Ilya’s phone breaks during the plane’s emergency landing. He’s fine, but he has no way of letting the Hollanders know right away without outing his relationship with Shane.

🏒 Prepare for Impact | 16.5k

Fresh off the ice after his game in Washington, Shane discovers a number of players from the Ottawa Centaurs were rushed to the hospital after their team’s plane was forced into an emergency landing—including Ilya. In his urgency to get to Ilya, Shane abandons his usual caution, putting the secrecy of their relationship in jeopardy to get to the man he loves.

🏒 Right idea, a little to the left | 21.9k

When Zane Boodram receives a text from his wife after their almost plane crash in Tampa, telling him to please call this number because there’s someone on the other end who desperately needs to speak to his Captain, he definitely is not expecting Hayden Pike of the Montreal Voyageurs to be the person on the other end of the call.

🏒 Crashing | 24.4k

The Centaur's emergency landing plays out a little bit worse, and Shane is left with the harsh reality of the cost of loving Ilya in secret

🏒 A Danger to Yourself or Others | 37.1k

Set during The Long Game, an alternate version where the plane scene doesn't happen. Instead, there's this: a car crash, a therapist's duty to report, and an urgent reckoning with priorities

🏒 You Have a Little Life In You Yet | 38.3k

The Ottawa Centaurs plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness. Shane tries to get answers while Ilya tries to stay alive

🏒 What if love is not enough? | 47.5k

The Centaurs plane actually crashed leaving Ilya seriously injured

🏒 That's All It Takes | 49.3k

What if Ilya’s plane had actually crashed? And what if it had happened before he and Shane had the chance to confess their love and know what it was like to be together.

🏒 make the water your bones | 59.8k

After Ilya's plane crashes in the ocean, no one knows if the hockey star is alive or dead. Shane sets out to find him and reconcile their relationship

🏒 clap when you land | 120k

The Centaurs’ plane crashes. No deaths are reported, and that should be a relief. Ilya survives. He just isn’t waking up. As Shane waits, the world continues on, and he’s forced to confront just how fragile their life truly is

🏒 Say You’ll Haunt Me | 143k

The plane carrying the Voyageurs home from Houston crashes just after take-off. Shane is on board.

🏒 but you weren’t on the plane | WIP

The Centaurs’ plane crashes and Ilya is left with serious injuries. As his medical proxy, Shane has to make a life-altering decision for Ilya while he’s in surgery. Their relationship might not survive it.

🏒 Jane Is Here Now (What Do You Need?) | WIP

What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend Jane had been in the Official OttaWAGs chat basically since the new captain first arrived? What if the Centaur plane's emergency landing in Florida had been a bit ... bumpier, with the majority of the team completely or partially incapacitated? What if Rozanov's secret girlfriend showed up at the hospital out of nothing even before the families and team staff did? Ah! What then?

🏒 Shane Hollander is my Angel | WIP

Shane rushes to Ilya after the almost plane crash. Their secret is no longer a secret

🏒 Change of Plans  | WIP

Shane goes to Tampa. The next morning, Troy Barrett receives a text from Ilya: “Bringing boyfriend to breakfast. Tell team to be not weird.”

🏒 If the Body Were Not the Soul | WIP

The stress of hearing Ilya was nearly in a plane crash sends Shane into labour. Which is surprising, considering he had no idea he was pregnant.

🏒 Carry Me Through Troubled Waters | WIP

What if the emergency landing was a little bit more of a crash landing?

🏒 Crisp Trepidation | WIP

The Voyageur's plane goes down. Ilya and Shane are left to deal with the repercussions.

🏒 Faulty Planes and Paper Rings | WIP

What if when the Centaurs plane trouble occurred, Shane immediately jumped on a flight to Tampa?

Fic Rec Masterpost | Rewritten Scenes

2014 Vegas Rewrite | 2017 Break Up Happens | All Star Weekend Rewrite | Boxing Day Fight Rewrite | Centaurs Plane Crash Rewrite | Hotel Gym Rewrite | Shane Leaves Ilya Post Vegas | Sleeping w/ Other Men Fight

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

Some of these are entirely social media, some are social media mixed with texting and exposition. It was hard to separate the different types out so I stopped trying too hard. I felt these fics had a significant enough portion of social media to warrant the grouping. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 i knew i'd curse you for the longest time by thatdayisjustnogood Rated T, 8,413 words Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya Rose: ??? Shane: Trust me Shane: Just get it Rose: Why? Shane: You are probably cursed. or Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed. #FREELILY (shane hollander vs hockeytwitter) by persimmon_tea Rated T, 6,537 words

caoilfhionn✨@hollanderbackgirl Replying to @shanehollandersthong bro if I had a nickel every time shane hollander was cancelled online because his weird ass texts with lily were leaked i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Shane Hollander likes to think he keeps his image pretty clean. Social media loves finding reasons to disagree. it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea Rated T, 7,517 words

cens and censibility @ottawagirly is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????

Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?

Out On The Town by bittlebarnes (monroesherlock) Rated E, 23,239 words (series) A series of somewhat haphazardly connected social media fics that take inspo from pop/stan culture

shane & ilya: certified homophobes by goldengalaxies Not Rated, 3,167 words

Rozanov hello this is ilya rozanov

Rozanov can you please stop with this

Rozanov i am not homophobic

Rozanov hollander is not homophobic 

Rozanov you are making my life very hard🙄🙄

Vaughny maybe u should stop being a homophobic asshole

Scott Well, I’m glad to hear you’re not homophobic but I’d love to see some actual proof of that first.

Rozanov i hate you both

Rozanov one moment

Rozanov i wanted to send picture of me fucking my boyfriend as proof

Rozanov but he said no😣😣😣😣

Baby Trapping

🏒 meet me in the middle | 2.1k

Shane and Ilya baby trapped each other with baby number two

🏒 Home Team Biases | 3.8k

The accidental baby-trapping of Ilya Rozanov, in the form of one very dedicated Centaurs fan

🏒 Ilya Has a Plan, Shane is Not Not Into it | 6.4k

Ilya realizes that if he wants to get Shane pregnant, he needs to take matters into his own hands.

🏒 Heat Trap | 10.4k

There was no way Shane was planning a heat, right? Stopping his suppressants in time for Ilya to get to the cottage would be wildly out of character. Maybe Ilya was wrong. The new pack could be anywhere

🏒 milk and honey | 15.9k

Someone's killing powerful Alphas in the Boston underworld in strange and untraceable ways, and it's giving Ilya, next head of the Rozanov family, a fucking headache. On a different note, Shane - only son of the Hollander family, lowly Omega and known airhead - has just shown up on his doorstep, smelling of pre-heat and looking good enough to eat.

🏒 If You Want to Parlay That’s at My Place (We be Fucking All Day) | 16.5k

Ilya finds out Shane wants to baby-trap him and he is very much on board with the idea.

🏒 i'd share a life (and you'd share a life) | 18.1k

Shane, convinced that Ilya will leave him, decides there is only one way to keep the love of his life around: a baby. Little does he know, Ilya has come to the same conclusion

🏒 Of Ice and Men | 63.0k

🔒 Shane and Ilya weren’t technically dating exclusively. Ilya could technically do whatever he wanted, but that technicality was mostly a glass wall in their relationship. Ilya should have known better than to go this far. Ilya knew Shane would see this. Ilya knew how jealous Shane got. Ilya knew, and he did it anyway. Obviously, Shane needed to tighten his leash. If Ilya wanted babies, he should have known that his only choice was Shane

🏒 far from done growing up | WIP

lya is a teen dad who may or may not have accidentally baby trapped Shane Hollander

🏒 we've always been terrible | WIP

where Shane is a player forced to retire due to injury, and Ilya is a mobster obsessed with hockey. They try to baby trap each other because they conclude that Shane needs to get pregnant so they'll be stuck together

🏒 Ilya Rozanov, Babytrap Extraordinaire | WIP

At the age of nineteen, Ilya Rozanov decides to babytrap Shane Hollander :)

If you have any suggestions, feel free to add (:

This one is tough because hockey is such an integral part of both their personalities I can't really imagine them not being hockey players.

For the Right Reasons by citrusses Rated E, 62,964 words

Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!

Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?

Russia's Greatest Love Machine by OrYouCouldHaveMine Rated E, 21,214 words

“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

“You don’t know who that was?” 

Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

“He’s a porn star, man.” 

“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

hi shane, is this still available? by tunamelt (bbang1z) Rated E, 6,676 words

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Omega Shane joins the harem out of spite. Even though Emperor Ilya changed the laws so omegas can inherit, his traditionalist parents chose his dumbass, shady Alpha cousin as the heir to the duchy instead of him. His parents started giving duties to the cousin, and Shane already knows it’s going to go badly and he wants to get the hell out of dodge. He also wants to be in a position where his parents can’t force him to go back and clean up their mess, so he decided to go to the harem selection. If chosen, his parents won’t be able to touch him and he can watch their downfall from the luxurious palace.

Svetlana takes one look at Shane and picks him immediately, not bothering to put his through all the tests. Svetlana orders Shane to be cleaned and dressed up. She brings him to Ilya and has Shane introduce himself. Ilya is about to tell Svetlana off for interrupting his work but his eyes lock on Shane, and suddenly he doesn’t care about the paper in his hand or all of the work he has to do. He just wants to be with Shane. Shane tells Ilya about his parents and at the very first fuck up, he strips them of their titles and gives them to Shane. He tells Shane their eldest will inherit the empire and their second born will inherit Shane’s titles.