i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

[brain finishes developing] Hmm. Fuck this guy actually

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

Parasite (2019)

turning feminism from a radical social movement with the capacity to create real change into a fun quirky fandom that you can buy merch for at urban outfitters is one of the worst crimes of late stage capitalism/21st century western individualism. the current state of feminism is damning evidence that there’s no way to kill an activist movement more effectively than commodifying it.

*flips myself over in the skillet* ( ・-・)