i’ve literally been here the whole time

I’m a man now

everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

what if gatsby was a mushroom and he called people “old spore” instead

[brain finishes developing] Hmm. Fuck this guy actually

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

Parasite (2019)

Not gonna lie, the mental image of crows snatching cigarettes from people’s mouths and hands like seagulls do with food is pretty funny

maybe this is how we can stop people from smoking 

turning feminism from a radical social movement with the capacity to create real change into a fun quirky fandom that you can buy merch for at urban outfitters is one of the worst crimes of late stage capitalism/21st century western individualism. the current state of feminism is damning evidence that there’s no way to kill an activist movement more effectively than commodifying it.