a place both wonderful & strange

well well well if it isn’t august slipping away

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

ok who wants my devotion

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

God forbid a man goes to the Lordy

If I ever directed assassins I would just just the N word to slave. It holds a similar impact to the original lyrics and it doesn’t affect the beat/instruments.

i can’t tell if this is serious or not but there is no word that you could replace it with and have close to the same impact. that’s the point.

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari