a place both wonderful & strange

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

God forbid a man goes to the Lordy

If I ever directed assassins I would just just the N word to slave. It holds a similar impact to the original lyrics and it doesn’t affect the beat/instruments.

i can’t tell if this is serious or not but there is no word that you could replace it with and have close to the same impact. that’s the point.

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

i think it would do a lot of people good to remember that Mormons are white supremacists, no nuance, no debate, no arguing how they've gotten "more diverse", their whole belief system is fundamentally rooted in white supremacist ideals

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out

"my childhood home was traumatic" don't go then. this post is about me

the exercise lady whose videos I follow says things like "Exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not punishment for what you ate" and "Think of some small thing you've wanted to change, and try making that change just for today so you don't stress yourself out over a major change" and "The brain craves blood"

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason