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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Kiana Khansmith
Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Not today Justin
macklin celebrini has autism
NASA
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH
noise dept.
taylor price
#extradirty
Origami Around
Cosimo Galluzzi
$LAYYYTER
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@littlecitywizard
my legs hurt is anyone going to come and save me
it's not chronic pain today i just biked a little too fast.
i was on my way to a cat sitting gig and i was running 3 minutes late and i couldn't let the cat down. so i pedaled up a really big hill really fast. does anyone love me
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Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.
Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.
Do you become a virgin again when all your blood is replaced like with hair??
You can become a virgin again if you start playing League of Legends.
70% of our Kickstarter backers came from Tumblr. Now the FIRST Pan‑African steampunk fantasy TTRPG exists.
You brought ZAIROO to life. Get the game that Tumblr made real. www.zairoo.com/shop
Every sale pushes us closer to a physical print run this year.
nobody ever mentions this but Soviet jazz is really good
No clue what I would look up but Ill try and find some
> oh it cant be THAT good
> what in the everloving mother of god
kelsier does not have a canon last name kelsier appears in fortnite result: because of the kelsier fortnite tag fandom jokes that fortnite is his last name
I ship marsh/kelsier I enjoy when incest ship names include -cest in the name (I just think it it's neat) result: I ship fortnitecest???
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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
r/DetailCraft is a subreddit to share tips and tricks on making detailed builds in minecraft, and the source of occasional banger posts like these
Dash simulator when you follow a bunch of random blogs to add to the ecosystem:
mutual-1: had eggs for breakfast today
mutual-2: this post contains blocked tags
one-smeemble-figure-a-day: Smeeble with Strawberry, Happy Fun Company, 1997
fandom-mutual: does anyone ever think about blorbo’s oedipius complex
fantasy-nouveau: the most gorgeous illustration you’ve ever seen from some book published in 1903
retching-ribcages: a bunch of pictures of a sculpture collection depicting various household objects as meat
mutual-3: i hate this show i hate this show i hate all of you this place sucks
birds-are-cool: Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), Native to Australia
blog-you’re-trying-to-impress: snorkum does NOT give good head hes gonna bite your shit and then start crying
fandom-polls: Who gives better head? (blorbo) (snorkum)
pretty-colors: #857ef4
mutual-4: just snorted a line
Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️
I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife
Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..
Honestly, in my mind, you were like 56 and had 2 kids
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here's where to find it on windows 10
Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.
IT GETS WORSE
I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.
LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES
AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.
Less so "lobotomize" the machines and more of "vaccinate them"
saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.
So it's my birthday today and one of my friends bought me a game with some instructions. The game is bee simulator, and the instructions were "get high and be bee" so I have taken some edibles for the first time in like 2 years and booted up bee simulator
And just as an incantation of greater effect, I did say "man, these edibles ain't shit"
Have to say, those edibles weren't shit
So it's my birthday today and one of my friends bought me a game with some instructions. The game is bee simulator, and the instructions were "get high and be bee" so I have taken some edibles for the first time in like 2 years and booted up bee simulator
And just as an incantation of greater effect, I did say "man, these edibles ain't shit"
So it's my birthday today and one of my friends bought me a game with some instructions. The game is bee simulator, and the instructions were "get high and be bee" so I have taken some edibles for the first time in like 2 years and booted up bee simulator
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"Why do you buy books when the library is right there?"
Because publishing houses will not continue printing paper books if libraries are their only customers.
Also, I like being able to read at my leisure and generally have books at hand.
#public libraries are good because they let people access books they might never otherwise read#private book ownership is good because it's Yours#physical books are good because they last a long time and again it's Yours#ebooks are good because you can fit a whole library into the physical space of a single book and they're cheaper to produce#audiobooks are good because they're accessible to people with eyesight or visual reading issues and leave your hands free#in conclusion: all books are good and people should enjoy them however and whenever they can#(lest it be misunderstood I agree with you completely OP I just also really like books in general and it got away from me)
YES. all books. every kind
>100,000 notes - mass market slop
10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser
1,000 notes - cult classic
100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste
10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for
1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation
