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hi, I’m Luke, he/him, mid twenties if you give a shit, I have read every piece of Cosmere media I can get my grubby little hands on, I am kissing Dalinar with tongue sexy hotttt no shirts, and I make funny posts sometimes. Welcome to my crib

my main is @blackthornass ; if you see that blog reply to your posts, send you an ask, like your posts, or follow you, that’s me!

blacklist the tag #purple dragon jungle juice if you don’t want to see posts about the weird gay thing Dalinar and Sadeas had going on. here is a link to additional ship tags i use for blacklisting, along with some others thrown in just for fun

also blacklist the tag #drunkposting if you don't want to see posts that are really bad. i highly recommend not following this blog if alcohol is a trigger for you, its A Big Part Of My Life And My Posts

my posts get very nsfw at times, i try my best to tag it though. minors, feel free to follow but please do not interact with my nsfw posts if you can help it.

Spoiler tags currently in use are: #ssp5 spoilers for isles of the emberdark. for now if anyone posts on tumblr about it i'll use #ghostbloods spoilers for mistborn era 3 stuff and will update my spoiler tag once we get an actual book title for the individual books.

i write fanfic and you can read it here . also a list of the basic premises of all my stormlight fics is here because i love lists #mylists

also @ mobile users: i have an faq now

Anon asks are on for now, but they will be turned off again if people are weird to me. Please remember there is a living human being behind the screen before you start your bullshit.

lets see if i can keep up with this or if i only do this Once and then never again. okay here is what i read this week

Windswept Heat by Meretrex, chapter 1. this fic is a kaleshwi and it is rated m. kaladin and leshwi have to take shelter together, oh noooo whatever will they do 😈 the horny bits are delightful and fun to read, and the main detail im remembering a week later is that leshwi lets kaladin shave her face, and its a moment of tender intimacy because this is like a thing leshwi is very dysphoric about. really good i bookmarked this one

Fractures by thephilosophersapprentice. this one is a gen fic rated m. premise is one of kaladin's old slaveowners, who broke every bone in kaladin's hand one time, has come into the clinic to flirt with kaladin but does not recognize who kaladin is. the tags seem to indicate what im supposed to get out of this is whump about the description of kaladin getting his hand broken, but that part is literally whatever. the part that struck dread into my core was reading about an abuser sexually harrassing their former victim at work. that's the real meat of the stress. aw yeah thats the good stuff.

Over Troubled Waters by SilverStarlights, chapter 21. it's a kadolin fic rated t. this is a (very long by now!) longfic that is a 1970s los angeles vampire au. the kadolin itself is extremely tertiary to the reason i read this fic though, which is that it has the best goddamn sadeas i have ever seen outside of a specifically sadeas-centric fic. like this person has a gift. sadeas is the most wonderfully horny dubcon-initiating this-isnt-sex-but-it-sure-feels-like-a-metaphor-for-sex incredibly bisexual vampire. hes evil hes sexy hes awakening new things in me with every chapter. this author has written other fics as well that also feature sadeas and he's really good in those ones too. silverstarlights quit your job writing kadolin and join the extremely lucrative field of sadalinar fanfic. we need you now more than ever. anyway this chapter was really good i liked it

After the Storm by malogophile, chapter 1. it's a shakadolin fic rated t. this one's a standard issue modern au college au, shakadolin are all college seniors attending class at a small liberal arts college… somewhere. as someone who lives in a college town i will simply choose to believe the fic takes place where i live and that every location mentioned outside of campus is somewhere in my city that i have likely been. that bar kaladin bartends at? that's my local bar. anyway this fic is charming so far. there's a chapter 2, i have not read it yet

love from a different view by viallainous, chapter 4. its a shakadolin fic rated m. shallan just had the shadolin baby except the time period this fic is set in is a wat never happened everythings chill au and also its like 5 years after row and shallan is a slightly more normal age to be having a kid at and its all chill. this fic overall was mostly crack treated seriously with heart. sweet fic. very bad therapy ethics. i liked it :)

you control my right to die by Gauvain. it's a kalmoash fic rated teen. this fic is great. it's got nuanced moash. it's got el. it's got moash's tangled web of confused feelings for kaladin. it's great. it's wonderful. round of applause.

look this fic has a long ass title im not gonna fucking type all that. cosmere_play's gawx fic, chapter 2, which features a host of lovely ocs that i am having a lot of fun reading about. its rated m

Blood, Flesh, and Bones by mocatzistones, chapter 6. it's a gen fic but it's also got hints of kadolin, it's not rated. the premise of the fic is that it's a HEAVY ANGST fic about kaladin in suicidal hell planning to kill himself in a few days and everyone is like woah kaladin you're doing. um. bad. and kaladin is like waaaugh im doing bad!!!!‼︎ love to see characters drink heavily and be actively suicidal.